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Cruisin' for a Bruisin' (feat. Sweet Sassy Molassey)

from Wild Earp & The Free for Alls by Wild Earp

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I have just one question
and sorry of it's crass,
But are you masochistic
or are you just an ass?

You're cruisin for a bruisin
You're itchin’ for a switch
You're prancin’ o'er the prairie
And you do not see the ditch

You're cotton to a swattin'
A slap is near at hand
You're hankerin’ for a spanking’
Oh your hides about to get tanned!

Tell my now
Why can't you stop?
Well you better go and slow your roll
You big ol boasting rollin’ stone
Well why can't you quit
All your talking and your squawkin’?
I believe I've had my fill of it.

You're aching for a breaking
You're headed for a fist
Your stupid little winning grin
Has got me furious

You really push my buttons
You really get my goat
You're hungry for a knuckle sandwich
And imma ram down your throat

Tell me now
Why can't you stop?
You know you'd better slow your roll
You big ol boasting rollin stone
Well why can't you quit
All your talking and your squawking ?
I believe I've had my fill of it.

You're aiming for a maiming
You're asking for the axe
And I swear I will deliver
If once more you say "relax"

You’re pining for a wooden box
You're dying to be dead
You’re lusting for a bustin
Of your big old swollen head.

Tell me now
Why can't you stop?
You better go and slow your roll
You big ol boasting rollin stone
Well why can't you quit
All your talking and your squawking?
I believe I've had my fill of it.

Now, why can't you stop?
You can’t sustain your gravy train
And your poor plane’s goin’ down in flames
Well why can't you quit
All your talking and your squakwing?
I'm quite sure I've had my fill of it.

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from Wild Earp & The Free for Alls, released October 3, 2018
Words and music by Wild Earp

Vocals- Moore
Backup Vocals, Acoustic Guitar- Earp
Drums- Maniacek
Bass- Malave
Piano- Hughes
Lead Guitar- Taylor
Mandolin- Hurden
Pedal Steel- Daniels
Fiddle- Pafralides

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