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To Heck with Ole Santa Claus

from A Cynical Christmas by Wild Earp & The Free for Alls

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To heck with ole Santa Claus

Last year I hung my stockings by the chimney
And ole Santa didn't bring me anything
Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me
But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring

So to heck with ol' Santa Clause
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I like to hit him in his (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs
To heck with ole Santa Claus

This year I'll build a big fire by the fireplace
I'll be like a little pig I read about
If that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney
He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt

So to heck with ol' Santa Clause
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I like to hit him in his (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs
To heck with ol' Santa Claus
Yeah to heck with ole Santa Claus

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from A Cynical Christmas, released November 26, 2021
Written by Loretta Lynn

Sweet Sassy Molassey- vocals
Wild Earp- vocals, acoustic guitar
Double Barrel - drums
Ace- bass, vocals
Ponyboy- piano, vocals
Valentine- vocals

with pedal steel by Brian Wilkie

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